The cooking for blockheads mod for Minecraft adds a preposterous scenario whereby the player positions a cow to stand atop a milk jar and then causes an anvil to drop onto the cow. The cow escapes this horror unharmed and is compressed in miniature into the jar. The cow-in-a-jar can then be used as a never-ending supply of milk for various recipes! 😂
I made a personal account with Google Cloud Platform to check out the natural language parsing APIs and it went something like this:
CJ: "Oh, hi Google."
G: "Are you a robot?"
CJ: "No G, I'm not a robot."
G: "CORRECT!"
CJ: "Yea, so anyway, I was reading about this fellow that parsed his Kindle highlights here and auto-linked the sentence subjects to their Wikipedia articles. I thought maybe I could try something like that. Do you have something like that?"
G: "How about THIS GIANT ANVIL!"
CJ: "What? No G, I just want to -"
*sploosh*
CJ: ...
